siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

lactoria:

please keep in mind that you’re a work in progress

you improve each and every day

it’s never too late to accomplish anything

we are constantly changing so don’t give up

you can refine and redefine yourself and you work as much as you want

averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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